Best and Worst pickup lines

From Internet Personals

What's the worst pick up line you've ever heard in real life? What lines have actually worked for you? When you said them, or when they were said to you?

[edit] Best lines

• Are there any? Ask me about the book I'm reading. Just please not "doesn't that hurt your brain? It has no pictures."

[edit] Worst lines

• "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

  Oldest one in the book. Even the retorts are old, but for your groaning pleasure: "Do not enter." "Stop."

• "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

  Retort: "Unfertilized."

"Hey, baby, what's your sign?" "I'm under the sign of Uranus"